How About This Dog's Asshole Looking Exactly Like The IKEA Monkey?
965- Here’s your LOL for the day. As many people across the globe continue to see images in their food, diapers, etc., one Reddit user seems to have found the Holy Grail of mysterious images: the IKEA monkey right on a dog’s butt. The monkey, named Darwin, became famous four years ago after wandering around an IKEA in Ontario wearing an adorable fur coat. He’s been living the good life at a Primate Sanctuary ever since. But now he’s back in the spotlight.
You know, 364 days outta the year I’m not a religious man. It’s not my cup of tea. I was raised Catholic but at a certain point I just kinda let it go. It taught me some helpful lessons and it taught me some not-so-helpful lessons. So I distanced myself from it. But then there are days like today where I can’t help but believe there’s a giant man in the sky pulling pranks because look at that fucking picture and tell me that dog’s asshole doesn’t look exactly like the IKEA money. It’s uncanny. The greatest painter in the world couldn’t paint a better picture of a monkey. And there it is, on a dog’s butthole. Plain as day. I gasped the first time I saw it. Normally I think the people who find Jesus in a slice of bread or Buddha in the core of an apple are lunatics. But here I am today, one of those people. No it’s not Jesus or Buddha. It’s a goddamn monkey on a dog’s asshole. Praise the lord.